“Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.”
“My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”
Tracy Morgan
“If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?”
Tracy Morgan
“What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.”
Tracy Morgan
“I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.”
Tracy Morgan
“I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about...”
Tracy Morgan