“'When that ball is pitched to Davey Johnson- who only became a baseball player because his father couldn't find him a football to give him for his eighth birthday- it hits his bat two micrometers too high, causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones- who would have been born Clara, a statistical typist, if his parents didn't have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed.'”
“Okay! You know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell-phone off. And you're like, I ain't turning my cell-phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn ai...”
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“[talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.”
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“[looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.”
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“May I have your attention please... [Neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so y...”
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“No, I call ladies "O." To me O is feminine, K is masculine. Y'know, I see a couple, I'm like... OK.”
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