“May I have your attention please... [Neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet? Well, this what happens. [Points to an alien fish being towed away] Okay, see what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids!”
“Okay! You know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell-phone off. And you're like, I ain't turning my cell-phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn ai...”
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“[talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.”
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“[looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.”
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“No, I call ladies "O." To me O is feminine, K is masculine. Y'know, I see a couple, I'm like... OK.”
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“First of all, my name is J. Okay? It's not Son, it's not Slick, and it damn sure ain't no Cochise.”
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