“[giving a eulogy] I worked with Zed for over 40 years and in all that time he never invited me to dinner, he never asked me to his house to watch a game, he never shared a single detail of his personal life. [long pause] Thank you!”
“Okay! You know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell-phone off. And you're like, I ain't turning my cell-phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn ai...”
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“[talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.”
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“[looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.”
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“May I have your attention please... [Neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so y...”
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“No, I call ladies "O." To me O is feminine, K is masculine. Y'know, I see a couple, I'm like... OK.”
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