“All my life, all I wanted to be was a professional poet. To me being a professional poet was better than notching up a hat trick at Old Trafford.....You get to wear fine clothes and perfume and nobody pulls you up on it. You get out of bed late in the day and nobody calls you a lazy bastard. A state of reverie and the virtue of idleness are paramount. Any poet will tell you this.”
“You can count on him. He'll always let you down.”
John Cooper Clarke
“Do not go mental, and with that, goodnight.”
John Cooper Clarke
“Drugs eh! That's the trouble; they're indiscriminate. The good memories go with the fuckin' shit you're tryin' to block out.”
John Cooper Clarke
“Not only do I not have a mobile 'phone, I haven't got a computer. I don't employ any artificial intelligence of any kind. People say to me, "Oh, you should have a computer, they can do this...." I say...”
John Cooper Clarke
“Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face.”
John Cooper Clarke