“You mean I'm not white?!?”

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“I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt.”

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“Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. That doesn't happen every day.”

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“Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!”

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“Did she say ship, or shit?”

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