See No Evil, Hear No Evil
12 quotes
Biography
The three wise monkeys are a Japanese pictorial maxim, embodying the proverbial principle "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." The three monkeys areMizaru (見猿), covering his eyes and "not seeing" , Kikazaru (聞か猿), covering his ears and "not hearing" , Iwazaru (言わ猿), covering his mouth and "not speaking" .
"You mean I'm not white?!?"
"I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt."
"Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. That doesn't happen every day."
"Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!"
"We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up."
"Did she say ship, or shit?"
"Captain Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!"
"One's blind. The other's deaf. The girl's a killer. And they're in it over their heads."
"The first drop dead comedy of the year."
"MURDER! The blind guy couldn't see it. The deaf guy couldn't hear it. Now they're both wanted for it."