“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”

Peter De Vries

“Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.”

Peter De Vries

“I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.”

Peter De Vries

“Call me, Ishmael. Feel absolutely free to.”

Peter De Vries

“Man is vile, I know, but people are wonderful.”

Peter De Vries