“Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting] Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.”
“So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?”
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“[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?”
She's the Man
“You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.”
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“[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you...”
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“[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”
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