“So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?”

She's the Man

“You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.”

She's the Man

“[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you...”

She's the Man

“[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”

She's the Man

“[to Viola (as Sebastian)] Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?”

She's the Man