“Okay, how come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.”
“So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?”
She's the Man
“[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?”
She's the Man
“You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.”
She's the Man
“[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you...”
She's the Man
“[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”
She's the Man