“[Seeing Olivia and 'Sebastian' meeting outside his office] What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not. Uh- [Pretending to respond to someone in his office] Hm? [Goes back inside his office]”
“So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?”
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“[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?”
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“You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.”
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“[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you...”
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“[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”
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