“You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!”

What Women Want

“You know what's the difference between a wife and a job? After fifteen years, a job still sucks.”

What Women Want

“[Imitating Sean Connery from The Hunt for Red October ] "Adver-sary?" Surely, you mean "adversary", old boy?”

What Women Want

“There's way too much estrogen on TV these days.”

What Women Want

“[Examining the contents of the box that Darcy gave to find inspiration] "Nobody panic, this is supposed to be fun." Alright, I can do this, I'm a professional. [Reaches into the box and pulls out..] L...”

What Women Want