“[Thinking] I'm flirting, what is wrong with me? [turns around and looks away, then back at him, but...] Oh, God, I just looked at his penis! I just hope he didn't see me... [Nick ruffles his pants; Darcy covers her eyes with her hands as Nick laughs] Oh shit, I just looked at it again! Stop it!”
“You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!”
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“You know what's the difference between a wife and a job? After fifteen years, a job still sucks.”
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“[Imitating Sean Connery from The Hunt for Red October ] "Adver-sary?" Surely, you mean "adversary", old boy?”
What Women Want
“There's way too much estrogen on TV these days.”
What Women Want
“[Examining the contents of the box that Darcy gave to find inspiration] "Nobody panic, this is supposed to be fun." Alright, I can do this, I'm a professional. [Reaches into the box and pulls out..] L...”
What Women Want