“You know that whole deal about "penis envy"? Not true. No. Half of women don't even like it. You know who has penis envy? We do. That's why we cheat and we lie, because we're all obsessed with our own equipment!”
“You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!”
What Women Want
“You know what's the difference between a wife and a job? After fifteen years, a job still sucks.”
What Women Want
“[Imitating Sean Connery from The Hunt for Red October ] "Adver-sary?" Surely, you mean "adversary", old boy?”
What Women Want
“There's way too much estrogen on TV these days.”
What Women Want
“[Examining the contents of the box that Darcy gave to find inspiration] "Nobody panic, this is supposed to be fun." Alright, I can do this, I'm a professional. [Reaches into the box and pulls out..] L...”
What Women Want