“Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it...”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Okay, Crash, what's the story? I need that fusion unit so I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl on the track, so GET MOVING!!!”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch.”

Crash Tag Team Racing

“[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool”

Crash Tag Team Racing