“I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.”

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“[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home.”

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“(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.”

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“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”

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“I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.”

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