“[After neuralizing Newton and Hailey] Okay, first, get some contact lenses, ‘cause joints look like they can pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia... move your bum ass out of your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.”
“I never worked in a funeral home. Somethin’ I can do for you, Slick?”
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“Get a mop, and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. [After coffee has been spilt at the post office.]”
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“It's nice. Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. I did miss this city.”
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“Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's... [Jeff attacks T]...kinda stupid.”
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“[to Jeff] Sweet dreams, big boy!”
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