“I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”

Craig Ferguson

“He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My s...”

Craig Ferguson

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”

Craig Ferguson

“Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.”

Craig Ferguson

“Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.”

Craig Ferguson