“Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back”
“Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)”
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“Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration”
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“Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?”
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“Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal.”
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“Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them.”
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