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"Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)"
"Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration"
"Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?"
"Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal."
"Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them."
"Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortunate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies."
"You mean a sex change"
"Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax."
"15 percent, 15 percent"
"You stick with me cos i'm always in the black."
"I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl."
"She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!"
"Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising."
"What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know"
"Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface"
"What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?"
"They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley."
"Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament"
"The ol' disappearing policy trick."
"That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?"
"I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!"
"I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers."
"Theo my son's still a virgin boy."
"Barry I want you to break that cigarette"
"Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things."