“You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch.”

“You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch.”
“Sorry. I'm not omniscient.”
Intolerable Cruelty
“Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.”
Intolerable Cruelty
“Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!”
Intolerable Cruelty
“[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!”
Intolerable Cruelty
“You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!”
Intolerable Cruelty