Intolerable Cruelty
19 quotes
Biography
"Sorry. I'm not omniscient."
"Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham."
"Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!"
"You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch."
"[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!"
"You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!"
"Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag"
"[Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go..."
"Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party."
"Explain this away, darling!"
"I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
"You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!"
"Has any one got some bones?"
"I am a baron you silly man!"
"[Pointing to Rex Rexroth] I introduced her to that silly man."
"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin Hamilton Rexroth Doyle Massey"
"Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch"
"Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle"
"Isabell O'Connor - Judge Marva Munson"