“Art is science made clear.”

Wilson Mizner

“Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.”

Wilson Mizner

“When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.”

Wilson Mizner

“Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.”

Wilson Mizner

“Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.”

Wilson Mizner