“Okay, I'm done, I already came twice. You ain't gonna make me cum. I'm all outta gas, not so fast. Uh, your finger just went in my ass. Ow, that hurts, take it out now. Oh, wait a minute, aw. Put it back in, in, in, in. This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men. I like boobs, boobs, boobs.”
“Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.”
Eminem
“The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”
Eminem
“Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil”
Eminem
“I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.”
Eminem
“I need drama in my life to keep making music.”
Eminem