Eminem
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Biography
Marshall Bruce Mathers III, known professionally as Eminem, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, and record executive. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time, he is often credited with popularizing hip-hop in Middle America and the acceptance of white rappers.
"Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end."
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."
"Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil"
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it."
"I need drama in my life to keep making music."
"I rock a beat harder than you could beat it with rocks"
"What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground."
"Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Eminem = M&M = Marshall Mathers)"
"I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!"
"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!"
"Okay, I'm done, I already came twice. You ain't gonna make me cum. I'm all outta gas, not so fast. Uh, your finger just went in my ass. Ow, that hurts, take it out now. Oh, wait a minute, aw. Put it back in, in, in, in. This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men. I like boobs, boobs, boobs."
"I will not ever perform in Poland, I'm still having bad memories due to Polish people in my city. I think that Poland shouldn't exist on the map, If I were Hitler, Poles would be killed at first, after them Jews."
"Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment—would you capture it, or just let it slip?"
"This world is mine for the taking, make me king!"
"With every artist comes the image he portrays and the picture that he paints"
"I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead"
"A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions. A lot of people think that what I say on records, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that I want to kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Well, shit. If you believe that, then I'll kill you. Do you know why? Because I'm a criminal!"
"America! Ha ha ha! We love you! How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect, the women and men who have broke their necks for the freedom of speech the United States government has sworn to uphold… or so we're told."
"20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me"
"Sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you, and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse."
"Music is like magic: there's a certain feeling you get when you're real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit"
"You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive"
"A lot of people ask me where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know. But I do know I'm back now!"
"Had a dream, I was king; I woke up, still king"
"It's too late to start over, this is the only thing I know"