“The bowels. Didn't always smell this way. No. There was a time when eating right and exercise kept this whole area a vital center of activity. But during Mayor Phlegmming's term, we've seen rot and stagnation paralyze this neighborhood as well as the colon and the sphincter. Well, I think it's time we get things moving again. I'm Tom Colonic. As Mayor, I would set long-term goals that include ordering salads and eating bran. Mayor Phlegmming may think that things are fine just the way they are. But I think that if we pull together and put in a little hard work, A new Frank could be right around the corner.”
“Next time, I'll be the bad cop.”
Osmosis Jones
“Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.”
Osmosis Jones
“In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!”
Osmosis Jones
“Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here!”
Osmosis Jones
“You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!”
Osmosis Jones