Osmosis Jones
139 quotes
Biography
"Next time, I'll be the bad cop."
"Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses."
"In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!"
"Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here!"
"You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!"
"That's Chill. He's a flu shot."
"Just as long as it doesn't hit 108 degrees, or Frank's daughter's an orphan."
"Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools."
"It's just the way I like it: Extra disgusting."
"Great, got me a college boy."
"Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets."
"My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?"
"That's my effervescent propulsion."
"OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!"
"I'd like to examine your irritated areas."
"Funny. He doesn't look fluish."
"Sir, he was a lethal virus."
"This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!"
"[last words] Can you feel the heat, Jones? [chuckles] Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl."
"Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on."
"Whew! this cat was sick before I even got here!"
"They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!"
"Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!"
"Careful. I'm contagious."
"Okay, Frank. This is your, um, conscience speaking. Now listen carefully. This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work. Use that charm."