“This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!”
“Next time, I'll be the bad cop.”
Osmosis Jones
“Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.”
Osmosis Jones
“In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!”
Osmosis Jones
“Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here!”
Osmosis Jones
“You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!”
Osmosis Jones