“He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”

Joseph Heller

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.”

Joseph Heller

“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”

Joseph Heller

“I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.”

Joseph Heller

“Every writer I know has trouble writing.”

Joseph Heller