“He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”

Joseph Heller

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.”

Joseph Heller

“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”

Joseph Heller

“Every writer I know has trouble writing.”

Joseph Heller

“What the hell are you getting so upset about?"he asked her bewilderedly in a tone of contrite amusement. "I thought you didn't believe in God.""I don't,"she sobbed, bursting violently into tears. "But...”

Joseph Heller