“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
WC
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
W. C. Fields
“Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.”
W. C. Fields
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
W. C. Fields
“And it ain't a fit night out for man nor beast.”
W. C. Fields
“She's all dressed up like a well-kept grave.”
W. C. Fields