Who Framed Roger Rabbit
48 quotes
Biography
"[repeated line] P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE."
"My whole purpose in life is to...make...people...laugh!"
"[angrily to Eddie] Dames?! What dames?! Jessica is the only one for me! You will see! We will rise above this pickling peccadillo! We are going to be happy again! You got that?! Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!"
"Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss? Hey, Eddie! (makes silly noise) Boy, nothing!"
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it is the only weapon we have."
"Yes, it is me my dearest. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage! [Judge Doom: Put that gun down, you buck toothed fool!] That is it, Doom! Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead! Thought you could get away with it, didn't you?! Ha! We Toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid! We demand justice! Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks! [a 1-ton load of bricks falls on him]"
"Scotch on the rocks. And I mean ice! [Penguin waiters from Mary Poppins]"
"[to Earl, who recently got laid off] Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning."
"Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work for toons! [stuffs a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]"
"Who're you calling a chump, chimp?"
"[while seeing Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme playing patty-cake] You gotta be kidding me."
"[looks at the newspaper in his office] It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. [drinks his whiskey] All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. [notices the will is Marvin Acme is in the picture, gets out of the magnifying glass to investigate it] The baby was right. The hell with it."
"Does this answer your question?"
"Mr. Valiant? [madly slaps Eddie in the face] I hope you're proud of yourself. And those pictures you took."
"Oh, my God! It's DIP!!!"
"I think... I'm gonna faint."
"You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtains on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I am retiring to take a new role in the private sector."
"Can you guess what this is? [Jessica Rabbit: Oh, my God! It's DIP!!!] That's right, my dear! Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth!"
"[after showing Eddie his true form: A toon; as his voice grows higher-pitched every second] Remember me, Eddie?! When I KILLED your brother, I TALKED... JUST... LIKE... THIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!"
"[last words] I'M MELTING! MELTING! WAUGH-WAUGH-WAAAAH! Oh no!"
"Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant"
"Christopher Lloyd - Judge Doom"
"Joanna Cassidy - Dolores"
"Stubby Kaye - Marvin Acme"
"Alan Tilvern - R.K. Maroon (final film role before his death on December 17, 2003)"