Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

"Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit."

Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

"By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."

Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

"I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them."

Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

"Half the time he seems autistic, the rest of the time he's like a lizard jacked full of lithium and speed. These things do not promote love in most of us."

Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard