"I am always drawn back to places where I have lived, the houses and their neighborhoods."
"Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act."
"It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year."
"Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town."
"All literature is gossip."
"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the yard and shot it."
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."
"The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend ten shillings on a hotel."
"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."
"The village of Holcomb stands on the high wheat plains of western Kansas, a lonesome area that other Kansans call "out there.""
"Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act."
"In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make."
"Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or music. If you are born knowing them, fine. If not, learn them. Then rearrange the rules to suit yourself."
"Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make."
"Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or music. If you are born knowing them, fine. If not, learn them. Then rearrange the rules to suit yourself."
"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."
"It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year."
"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the yard and shot it."
"Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act."
"In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist."
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."
"All literature is gossip."
"The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet rather than spend ten shillings on a hotel."