Toni Aleo, Overtime
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"Guess our sex is hot, we start fires."
"I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane."
"Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms."
"We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches."Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches.""This one does," Lacey said as she took a sip of her tea with her pinky up just to show she meant what she said."
"Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this."
"But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat."
"Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged."That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you," she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face."
"Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon."Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. "Do I even want to know how this happened?"Kacey grinned. "He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire"
"But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know."
"I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you."