Tom Robbins, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

"If every time we choose a turd, society, at a great expense, simply allows us to redeem it for a pepperoni, then not only will we never learn to make smart choices, we will also surrender the freedom to choose, because a choice without consequences is no choice at all."

Tom Robbins, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

"But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation."

Tom Robbins, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas