Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
297 quotes
"Human has the ability to believe in something wrong as if it is true."
"Smell shit when one's bragging."
"Value is more expensive than price."
"Money and religion are perfect alloy."
"Eventually, there's certain limit in telling bare fact through words.It ain't about diction constraints, but common ability to understand."
"You don't deserve to understand truth if all that you want is just the normal life."
"Movie without romance feels like food without flavor."
"You can not serve two masters..but you can make both fight for you."
"I don't pretend to love someone who hurts me.I do something that prevent us hurting each other."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first."
"Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all."
"Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent."
"Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe."
"Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version."
"Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking."
"Pick a truth that blesses your life!"
"Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else."
"Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!"
"I don't believe that aliens exist,but I do believe that any new facts can strengthen foundation of my belief."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen.Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business."
"Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth.Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate, you won't be found."
"There's a weird logic that explains a common truth."
"Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand!Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet. The end justifies the means."
"Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?"