The Santa Clause 2
21 quotes
Biography
"Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"
"[going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes."
"[to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!"
"Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!"
"Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"
"[after drinking hot cocoa] I think Santa feels a little buzz!"
"You are a sad, strange little man!"
"The town will break our fall!"
"Let me outta here, you kiddies! Wait a minute, something's shocking me."
"I promise I'll be good!"
"[last lines] Hey! What the heck are we doing out here? Ugh! Look, if we're gonna dance, dance like this. All of us! Everybody, you idiots! Hey, lady! Have you ever seen a toy do this? Hahahaha! Where are you going? Whoo!"
"[to Carol] Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."
"I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school."
"You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date."
"Santa Claus is coming to town. November 1"
"What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?"
"Double hos, double nog."
"Art LaFleur — Tooth Fairy / The Molinator"