"[first lines; singing] What’s on the menu?! It could be ceviche, it's stinky, ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah..."
"Pumbaa, this could be the start of a beautiful... acquaintanceship."
"Friends stick together to the end."
"Hey! What's going on? Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote. [Pumbaa: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie.]"
"Just eat me now and please make it fast. I got a low threshold for pain. [Pumbaa: Easy, easy there, little guy. I'm not going to eat you.]"
"[whispering] I see carnivores."
"[first lines] I gotta tell ya, Timon, that song always gets me right here."
"[Timon: Just eat me now and please make it fast. I got a low threshold for pain.] Easy, easy there little guy. I'm not going to eat you."
"[Timon: He's gone? What do you mean he's gone?] It's just like the baboon said. The king has returned."
"Ohh, don't you get it? Simba needs us. Now!"
"[from offscreen] Timon. Timon. Timon! [Timon: Huh?]"
"Woo-hoo! All right! [He looks down] Man, you guys look like ants down there."
"[from offscreen] Timon."
"[hugging Timon and Pumbaa.] I couldn't have done it without you, guys."
"Three pals and no worries."
"[same lines from the first film.] Listen, you think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don't even know what I've been through! [Nala: I would if you'd just tell me.] Forget it! [Nala: Fine!]"
"[Ma: Something's different about Timon.] You think? HE'S WEARING A DRESS!!!"
"I flinched when I should have scurried."
"This is no time for horseplay, Timon. You’re supposed to be up there looking out for... [Looks at Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed] HYENAS!!!"
"Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Good. Now, what do we do if we see a hyena? (Timon: Scream, "Mommy!"?) That's right, mister! Because the world out there is fraught with danger. Fraught, I tell you! Even all bloodthirsty hyenas are waiting to rip us limb from limb! (Timon: Bravo, Uncle Max. Way to sell it to the cheap seats.) Applaud now, sonny boy, but try clapping when you don't have any hands."
"[Timon: I was just trying to shed a little light on our pathetic existence.] Timon, this can't go on. Just this month, you've pulled down four walls and collapsed two tunnel exits. We have to look after each other. Our survival depends on it. [Timon: What's the point? All we do is dig so we can hide, and hide so we can dig. I want to be where we don't have to dig tunnels and live with our heads stuck in the sand. What's so bad about dreaming of a better home?] I want to show you something. Look, Timon. Go on, look. Look out to the horizon, past the trees, over the grasslands. Everything the light touches belongs to someone else. [Timon: Funny, I thought you were going a whole different direction with this.]"
"Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, honey."
"Get in here! What are you a meshugginah!"
"Look, sire, how they kneel before the royal son."
"Sire, the hyenas are after the children!"