The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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Biography
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is a 2004 American adventure comedy-drama film written by Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach and directed by Anderson. It is Anderson's fourth feature-length film and was released in the United States on December 25, 2004.
"Does this seem fake? [points gun at jane]"
"I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet, maybe dynamite."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome."
"Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept."
"You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?"
"[to Ogata and Pele] What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!"
"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
"Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music."
"You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Ali's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer."
"That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!"
"Are you finding what you were looking for... out here with me? I hope so."
"Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met."
"Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill."
"You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child."
"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
"Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm."
"Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides."
"I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!"
"I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that."
"The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink."
"Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!"
"Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Operation Henessey" on it."
"The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all."
"I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father. But the fact that there's an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very difficult for me."
"It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to go out in a flash of blazes, but I'll probably just end up goin' home."