Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number

"People tend to be more tofu-like, able to absorb whatever environment they're dropped into. But where does the adaptability end and your actual personality begin?"

Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number

"You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose."

Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number

"The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I have wondered about what kind of lesson this is for a young girl. If you're eating your curds and whey and a spider comes along, I don't think there's anything wrong with picking up a newspaper, smashing it, and going back to your breakfast."

Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number