Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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Biography
"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."
"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."
"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"
"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."
"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"
"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."
"TV News Announcer: [News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians."
"U.S.A. Military Official: We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!"
"Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!"
"Science-Fun-Fiction at its height!"
"Santa Kidnapped by the Martians! Out-of-this-world fun 'n' action...as two Earth Kids are whisked away with him to Mars!"
"In space-blazing COLOR"
"Santa Brings Christmas Fun to Mars!"
"Bill McCutcheon - Dropo"