Quotes by Robert Byrne
"To err is human, to purr is feline."
"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."
"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."
"One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas."