Ray Romano
9 quotes
Biography
"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."
"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
"Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."
"I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off."
"Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's a lot of throwing up."
"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."
"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
"I lived at home till I was 29."
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."