Pseudonymous Bosch
7 quotes
Biography
Pseudonymous Bosch is the pen name of Raphael Simon, the author of The Secret Series and The Bad Books series of fiction books, as well as The Unbelievable Oliver chapter book mysteries and two stand-alone titles. He has written 12 books, each widely read.
"Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end."
"Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else."
"Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems."
"It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians."
"*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine,"but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text."Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book."
"The name of this book is mysterious."
"Only bad books have good endings.if a book is any good, its ending is always bad_because byou don't want the book to end."