Peanuts
141 quotes
Biography
"I can't stand it! (Sometimes accompanied by "I just can't stand it!")"
"(usually Charlie Brown): That's the way it goes..."
"(usually Snoopy or some inanimate object): My mother didn't raise me to be..."
"No matter how hard you try, you can't... (do something silly and impossible)"
"Why can't I have a normal (dog, baseball team, groundskeeper, etc...) like everyone else?"
"(to Lucy in the football gag) You'll pull it away and I'll land on my back and kill myself."
"I got a rock. (multiple times in "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown")"
"How can I say the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time?"
"(mixing up his proverbs:) "He to whom the early bird runs best learns wisdom and knowledge!""
"For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life. But there was a flag on the play!"
"The thought of another school day makes my stomach hurt! [clutching stomach] When I get all those answers wrong, I get sharp pains right here.. Then when I see the other kids enjoying themselves at lunch time while I eat alone, my stomach starts to hurt again. My brain doesn't mind school at all... it's my stomach that hates it! (30 Jan 62)"
"(to Linus): My Sweet Babboo!"
"(on Linus:) Isn't he the cutest thing?"
"(to Charlie Brown) Kiss her you blockhead!"
"I'm writing to Joe Garagiagiariolia."
"It was a dark and stormy night... (appeared for the first time on 12 Jul 65)"
"Here's (Joe Cool/The World War I Flying Ace/The world-famous (insert occupation here)/etc.)"
"My mind reels with sarcastic replies."
"(whenever Lucy angers him) Next time, I'll bite her on the leg!"
"(to The Cat Next Door) Hey, stupid cat!"
"Curse you, Red Baron!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
"(After Lucy suggests he write a book like If You Give a Mouse a Cookie:) "If You Give a Beagle a Brownie." (15 Jan 94)"
"(to Sally): I'm not your Sweet Babboo! (9 Oct 78 and various other strips from there onwards)"
"(usually on the Great Pumpkin) Just wait 'till next year!"