"O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi."
"There is no well-defined boundary between honesty and dishonesty. The frontiers of one blend with the outside limits of the other, and he who attempts to tread this dangerous ground may be sometimes in one domain and sometimes in the other."
"You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife until she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on a shanty of a consul in a foreign town."
"A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else."
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows."
"Turn up the lights; I don't want to go home in the dark."
"Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way."
"Delectable chile-con-carne ... composed of delicate meats minced with aromatic herbs and the poignant chile colorado - a compound full of singular savor and a fiery zest."
"Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
"Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving."
"She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership)."
"It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are."
"If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."
"It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are."
"Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
"A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else."
"Turn up the lights; I don't want to go home in the dark."
"Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving."
"There is no well-defined boundary between honesty and dishonesty. The frontiers of one blend with the outside limits of the other, and he who attempts to tread this dangerous ground may be sometimes in one domain and sometimes in the other."
"If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."
"Delectable chile-con-carne ... composed of delicate meats minced with aromatic herbs and the poignant chile colorado - a compound full of singular savor and a fiery zest."
"You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife until she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on a shanty of a consul in a foreign town."
"Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way."
"She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership)."
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows."