Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

12 quotes

"Juanita believes that nothing is provably true or provably false in the Bible. Because if it's provably false, then the Bible is a lie, and if it's provably true, then the existence of God is proven and there's no room for faith."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places,"

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"A Kourier has to establish space on the pavement. Predictable law-abiding behavior lulls drivers. They mentally assign you to a little box in the lane, assume you will stay there, can't handle it when you leave that little box."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"think that if Hiro was so convinced in his own mind that he was unworthy of her, maybe he knew something she didn't."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"But if life were a mellow elementary school run by well-meaning education Ph.D.s, the Deliverator’s report card would say: "Hiro is so bright and creative but needs to work harder on his cooperation skills."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"The franchise and the virus work on the same principle, what thrives in one place will thrive in another. You just have to find a sufficiently virulent business plan, condense it into a three-ring binder ― its DNA ― Xerox it, and embed it in the fertile line of a well-traveled highway, preferably one with a left turn lane. Then the growth will expand until it runs up against its property lines."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished, sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"Most countries are static, all they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everything in sight."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"I just saved your fucking life, Mom...It's like, if you--people of a certain age--would make some effort to just stay in touch with sort of basic, modern-day events, then your kids wouldn't have to take these drastic measures."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"It's--my God--like you stretched a tarp across a stadium to turn it into a giant tom-tom and crashed a 747 into it."

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

"Never been here before. It's like something on the top floor of a luxury high-rise casino in Atlantic City, where they put semi-retarded adults from South Philly after they've blundered into the mega jackpot" Hiro Protagonist - Snow Crash"

Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash