Napoleon Dynamite
51 quotes
Biography
"You know like numchuck (sic) skills...bowhunting skills...computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
"[looks at a wig] That one looks like a medieval warrior."
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals."
"Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff."
"[to Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."
"[while hitting a tetherball repeatedly] [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes!"
"[to Trisha over the phone] Really? It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
"Are you guys having a killer time?"
"[to Deb] I like your sleeves...they're real big."
"[to Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do."
"What the heck are you even talking about?"
"You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?"
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"
"Tina, come get some ham!"
"Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!"
"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."
"[to Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable."
"[last lines; to Kip and LaFawnduh who ride on the horse] Lucky!"
"[whispering while typing] I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air...To me it's like a lullaby...I'm just flying by...Oh so high...like a kite...tied to a stake."
"I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet."
"How 'bout some gold bracelets?"
"I've been out making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico."